No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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