Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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