What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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