i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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