Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
