Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
