it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
