I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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