If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im holly from the hills drunk
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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