Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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