I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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