Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
two words: eviction party
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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