Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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