girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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