But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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