I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He did a backflip because drugs
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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