So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
