If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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