He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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