Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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