absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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