it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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