Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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