I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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