Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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