Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line