i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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