okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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