i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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