White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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