Kareoke will never be a sober sport
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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