How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
