Whod you bang
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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