You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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