Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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