The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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