she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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