This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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