I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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