So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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