I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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