'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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