Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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