It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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