Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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