white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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