Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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