Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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