did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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