seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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