i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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