don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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