Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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