Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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