I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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