Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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