Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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