Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dignity is for republicans.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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