i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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